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"Congratulations on yer retirement. . ."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

Bob hated working over-time.

Flip That Universe with Albert Einstein

'Aw,come on- we can't even afford 'from'.'

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

Planning Office - Acquired by Tesco

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

'I tried to put a positive spin on the whole situation.'

'Not another charity shop.'

'But MOM...how can I have shopping cred without a credit card?'

'Cleanup on Aisle 4.'

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

"Maybe they should call it 'in the red' Friday."

His suit: Italian. His shoes: English. His fries: French.

"It warms my heart to see their look of hope that we might not just buy it online."

"I'm trying to buy online what I see in your store, and you don't even offer free wifi!"

To get customer service please scream loudly 'Dear God is there no one there, what do I have to do to get serviced...I'm going to take my money somewhere else...'

'She shopped 'till she dropped.'

"These two centres are all the same. . . we could be anywhere in the country."

"I'm not a feminist; I just want women to have equal rights."

Ted Baker

"Don't tell me. . . you're trying to stimulate the economy all by yourself!!"

Husband and wife with their shopping assistant struggling to carry all their purchases.

10 Items or Less or Else.

'Sorry ma'am, but a rule is a rule.'

'Need any help with packing?'

Eight Attempts at remembering PIN or less.

'I got a 'two for one' on the headstones.'