Champion Mindset Pillows

"When you're a champ, Ma'am, every fight is a tough fight."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Uptight End"

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

"Of course working from home is different. . ."

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

"What a midfield wizard!"

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

"Today we welcome a new VP of Irrational Exuberance."

'Would you say this glass is half empty or half full?'

Happy everything to everybody.

'Our rivals have issued a big profit warning, so we'll issue an even bigger warning.'

"He got laid off six months ago. Been pounding the pavement ever since."

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

"Leverage', by Goldman, Sachs."

'For goodness sake, stop whistling while you work.' - 'I wasn't working, only whistling.'

Faith is good, health is okay, great family and friends, we live in America!

'I have to convince him it's not going to ruin his macho image if he bunts.'

'I'm having an energy crisis.'

In Deep Denial

"Be the ball. Be the pins. Be the lane. Be the shoes."

'I'm married to an award-winning spin doctor.'

"A charm offensive—why didn't I think of that?"

'Why are you sending us off?' - 'For fighting about who won the toss.'

'Get some ice! His ego is swollen!'

'Get with it, Ralph! Trophies are meaningless, when everyone gets one!'

'We're paying you to network, not roam around getting laid!'