Champion Mindset Gifts

"When you're a champ, Ma'am, every fight is a tough fight."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Uptight End"

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

"Of course working from home is different. . ."

"My special power is supervision."

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

"What a midfield wizard!"

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

"Today we welcome a new VP of Irrational Exuberance."

'Would you say this glass is half empty or half full?'

Happy everything to everybody.

'Our rivals have issued a big profit warning, so we'll issue an even bigger warning.'

"He got laid off six months ago. Been pounding the pavement ever since."

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

"Leverage', by Goldman, Sachs."

'For goodness sake, stop whistling while you work.' - 'I wasn't working, only whistling.'

Faith is good, health is okay, great family and friends, we live in America!

'I have to convince him it's not going to ruin his macho image if he bunts.'

In Deep Denial

"Be the ball. Be the pins. Be the lane. Be the shoes."

'I'm having an energy crisis.'

"A charm offensive—why didn't I think of that?"

'I'm married to an award-winning spin doctor.'

'Why are you sending us off?' - 'For fighting about who won the toss.'

'Get with it, Ralph! Trophies are meaningless, when everyone gets one!'

'Get some ice! His ego is swollen!'

'We're paying you to network, not roam around getting laid!'