Champagne Eschewer Mugs

Start their day with humor featuring our champagne eschewer-themed mugs. Perfect for coffee lovers who prefer their mornings bubbly-free but still love a good joke to kickstart their day.

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"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head." mockup

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

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The Vineyard

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Sloaney Pony.

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Yoga for Alcoholics

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Champagne

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Bubbly

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Deflator mouse

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"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder." mockup

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

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'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.' mockup

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

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The real reason why flamingos are pink mockup

The real reason why flamingos are pink

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Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background. mockup

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

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Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

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Join me in a glass of champagne?

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"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!" mockup

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

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"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"I hope you don't call that a party face." mockup

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

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With Compliments

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"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead." mockup

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

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On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.' mockup

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

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Champagne

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"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket." mockup

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

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'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.' mockup

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

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Wine at the Bar

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Champagne at the hunt

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Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

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Champagne Charlie.

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"When we get back to the cabin, I’ll open the Champagne, build a nice fire, and we can examine each other for ticks."

"When we get back to the cabin, I’ll open the Champagne, build a nice fire, and we can examine each other for ticks." mockup

"When we get back to the cabin, I’ll open the Champagne, build a nice fire, and we can examine each other for ticks."

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"After the main course I'm going to perform my mating ritual - that's when you bring in the champagne."

"After the main course I'm going to perform my mating ritual - that's when you bring in the champagne." mockup

"After the main course I'm going to perform my mating ritual - that's when you bring in the champagne."

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Sabrage!

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Thursday is the new Friday

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Lady drinking Champagne.

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Nervous at a party.

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'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

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The Waiter

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The night they invented champagne. mockup

The night they invented champagne.

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'Honey, I would love to go out with you, but I feel like an idiot at all your friends' parties. The conversations are always way above my head.'

'Honey, I would love to go out with you, but I feel like an idiot at all your friends' parties. The conversations are always way above my head.' mockup

'Honey, I would love to go out with you, but I feel like an idiot at all your friends' parties. The conversations are always way above my head.'

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Champagne Eschewer Mugs Collection

Champagne Eschewer Pillows

Find cozy and humorous pillows that showcase their bubbly-free lifestyle with style—ideal for adding personality to lounge areas or bedrooms.

Champagne Eschewer Prints

Discover eye-catching prints that celebrate the champagne eschewer with wit and charm—great for decorating walls with a humorous twist.

Champagne Eschewer T-Shirts

Browse our fun and witty t-shirts designed for those who love to wear their champagne eschewer pride on their sleeve—perfect for casual outings or relaxed days.