Champagne Mugs

The night they invented champagne.

Fifty

'I took one for myself, like you said.'

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

Y2k sign with bombs for the zeros and a man with a flute of champagne leaning on one

'We met through a shared interest - me.'

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

'There's supposed to be 56 million bubbles in a bottle of Champagne -- I only counted 54, 325,775.'

Now that's what I call a Twinkle.

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

The situation has become desperate. Please send Champagne

'I'll warm a bottle of champaign.'

Woman drinking the champagne meant to launch a boat.

Black Velvet.

Sabrage!

"The doctor said I was retaining water so now I only drink champagne."

Deflator mouse

Female Couple Celebrating

"A bottle of your best champagne, and make sure everyone sees you bring it to our table."

Champagne

The Waiter

Champagne and Oysters

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Count Almaviva

'And this one's for humor in the line of duty.'

"I get no kick from champagne."

"When we get back to the cabin, I’ll open the Champagne, build a nice fire, and we can examine each other for ticks."

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As everyone knows, a bottle of champagne is smashed on the bow of a new ship. By offering me champagne, are you saying I'm huge, or threatening me with violence?

Wine Tasting Class. We judge champagne differently than we do other wines. Ah, a bubble standard!

Wine tasting class. We judge champagne differently than we do other wines. Ah, a bubble standard!

Two Men Dining.

"I've been sentenced to christen a ship."

Champagne at the hunt

Champagne Lifestyle on a lemonade income.