Champagne Eschewer T-Shirts

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

The Vineyard

Sloaney Pony.

Yoga for Alcoholics

Champagne

Bubbly

Deflator mouse

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

Join me in a glass of champagne?

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

With Compliments

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Champagne

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

Wine at the Bar

Champagne at the hunt

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Champagne Charlie.

"When we get back to the cabin, I’ll open the Champagne, build a nice fire, and we can examine each other for ticks."

"After the main course I'm going to perform my mating ritual - that's when you bring in the champagne."

Sabrage!

Thursday is the new Friday

Lady drinking Champagne.

Nervous at a party.

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

The Waiter

The night they invented champagne.

'Honey, I would love to go out with you, but I feel like an idiot at all your friends' parties. The conversations are always way above my head.'