Chairlift Chatter Gifts

This is the longest chairlift on the mountain. Hey, let's talk politics, total stranger!

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

'Are you in here tonight?'

Hot Line

'From the Mouth of Arthur Baskin.'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

'Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?'

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''

"I was like 'OMG,' and she was all 'No way', and I was like 'Yes, way', and she was...uh-oh, gotta run."

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

Well look, I'm afraid I really must run...

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'

"Let's not spoil it by keeping score."

"No problem, B. J. I can talk and baste at the same time."

'The bar's famous for its high spirits.'

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

Communication on a bus

New Space Shuttle Mission: Deployment of the First Orbiting Telemarketer

'I tell you what: Mistress' lap was so much more comfortable before she started her diet...'

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

"We had him neutered,"

"This is the wine talking."

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

'I really don't miss the water cooler.'

Phone Dating: Man imagines a gorgeous girl while woman thinks of a handsome man.

"You'll have to speak up. I'm very loud in here."