Chair Lazing Expert T-Shirts

"So that's what it means to unwind before dinner."

Self help acupuncture

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Lazy Octopus

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

My God, I need to fart.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Yoga.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

Problem Solving

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Yoga To-Do

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

"Streaming"

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

Coffee

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'