Chair Conquering Titan Gifts

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Sisyphus during Covid

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Table tennis.

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

Football.

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

'Razed any good cities lately?'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Important and Urgent Tasks and Not Important and Not Urgent Tasks.

Workmen Lifting.

"He's at that annoying age where they're always testing you."

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

Moo Shoe Guy Pan.

Maslow's hierarchy of nerds

"A door can never have too many hinges."