Chair Conquering Titan Prints

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Sisyphus during Covid

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Table tennis.

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

Football.

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'Razed any good cities lately?'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

Important and Urgent Tasks and Not Important and Not Urgent Tasks.

Workmen Lifting.

"He's at that annoying age where they're always testing you."

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."

Rafael Nadal

Dragon Nerds Love to Play 'Houses & Humans'.

'They've been hitting the blocking sled three times as hard since I put up that bust of that nut-job business teacher, Mrs. Sisk.'

Moo Shoe Guy Pan.

Maslow's hierarchy of nerds

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

"A door can never have too many hinges."