Chain Of Command Navigator Gifts

"Baldo, I see you read and initialed inventory form G42X.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

Computer Expert

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

Verbal Orders

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

'You have a friend request.'

Social Media Elevator

'Apparently Wednesday is early conciliation day.'

"I didn't mean to burn any bridges behind me. It was just a part of my crumbling infrastructure."

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

'I have a twitter account to slag off my facebook friends and I use facebook to insult my followers on twitter.'

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

'These are the data security consultants we hired last week. When it comes to firewall design, they're in a class by themselves!'

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."