Chain Of Command Aficionado Gifts

Verbal Orders

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

Your Message on Your T-Shirt: 'Do As You Are Told!'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

"Is something funny, soldier?"

Civil and In-Civil Court

"'Greetings in peace and love. This letter will bring you good luck. It has been around the world four times. Do not break the chain or you will have bad luck. Make 15 copies of ...''"

'You are charged with getting involved in the political process....'

"Turn off the TV and go to bed - I'm your mother, and I approved this message."

'Honey, this lawyer says that if you call now, all of your problems will magically disappear and he'll throw in a free pen if you call in the next 5 minutes!'

"Baldo, I see you read and initialed inventory form G42X.

MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU!, 'We may want to include more specific instructions.'

'My Way' - 'The Highway'.

'I found out it really is a chain of command and not a chain of suggestion.'

"We figure out real quick who's gonna make it as a tree surgeon."

'Well, no Henderson, I said para legals.'

'No, I'm not going to go back to ask for a little more wiggle room.'

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

'And don´t return until you find the shameless who took the tablet with the seventh commandment'

'Sit! Fetch! Beg! Heel! Speak! When will he make up his mind?'

Love in prison.

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

'They figure that if they're giving us adult prison sentences they also have to give us adult sized prison garb.'

'And since you're a public figure, you have the right to apologize and get away with it.'

Hi. You are a recipient of the Make-Work-for-Jerks chain letter.

Euthanasia

'I don't know if I should hand over my bonus to my wife, my wife's lawyer or AIG.'

"Mr. President, we only have a few more executive order sheets left. Should I order a new pad?"