Chain Of Command Navigator Mugs

"Baldo, I see you read and initialed inventory form G42X.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

Computer Expert

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

Verbal Orders

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.

'You have a friend request.'

Social Media Elevator

'Apparently Wednesday is early conciliation day.'

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"I didn't mean to burn any bridges behind me. It was just a part of my crumbling infrastructure."

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

'These are the data security consultants we hired last week. When it comes to firewall design, they're in a class by themselves!'

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."