Cezanne Fan Gifts

"Cezanne is as goofy as I like to get."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Think Tank

The last song before the party exploded.

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Reinventing the Wheel

'Food fight!'

Champagne Charlie.

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Joseph and his coat

Printers

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

The brief collaboration between Alfred Nobel and Thomas Edison.

"Found meat is income."

'Have you been under much pressure lately, Mr. Verne?'

What's a Texas Tommy? A hot dog stuffed with cheese and wrapped in bacon. Little Pete's Sounds great. Does it come with anything? A coronary.

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

Champagne Tasting.

The Road With No Vanishing Point.

Now it's time for Dung or no Dung! With your host Stinkhole Edmunds!

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.