Cezanne Fan Gifts

"Cezanne is as goofy as I like to get."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Think Tank

The last song before the party exploded.

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Reinventing the Wheel

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Joseph and his coat

'Food fight!'

Champagne Charlie.

Printers

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

'Have you been under much pressure lately, Mr. Verne?'

"Found meat is income."

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

The Road With No Vanishing Point.

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

Champagne Tasting.

'EEEEEEX-CREMENT!'

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

'Your you is unzipped.'

Now it's time for Dung or no Dung! With your host Stinkhole Edmunds!