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"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Seagiraffes

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Desert Island Meals.

Bite out of fishing pier.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'It must be the dead sea.'

Crab with a clown face.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

underwater knight

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

Exit only.

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

A Preschool of Fish

Leak in the fish tank.

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

Viking Loch Ness

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."