Certified Public Accountant Gifts

Business hiding from a tax collector behind a CPA.

IRS battling CPAs.

Death and Taxes

C.P.A.

"There go the accountants. Yessiree, down South for the winter. Of course, they'll be back in time for tax season..."

'What's excessive-times-a-trillion-divided-by-two?'

CPA wrestling tax reforms.

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

Congress introducing new tax laws to CPAs and businesses.

'Write off everything!'

"And now the winner for 'most creative tax loophole'..."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

'This graph may need some explaining...'

But under a different accounting convention ...

The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

'And this is the computer that sends out our final demands.'

'Good news! It looks as though the $50 million loss we expected to show is going to be a $30 million profit. You know, we should have hired a government accountant as our chief financial officer years ago.'

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

Overdraft limit.

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

Big Loan, Little Deposit Bank

I am billing, therefore I am.

'I guess you could say we're a 'faith-based' company. Everyone worships the dollar around here.'

"Good God! Has the dollar fallen that far?"

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'