Cern Aficionado Prints

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Back to school.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Moulin Rouge Security

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Elusive Shadow.

"So what do you do for a living?"

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

All kidding aside, let me explain why I get to call you Al, yet you have to call me Dr. Kapuchnik. It's simply because I'm a psychiatrist and you're a bum. It's nothing personal. Thanks for explaining. I feel better.

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

"To maintain proper respect for management, you have to call me 'Boss Joey!' Unless, you know, you don't want to."

Br... No Exit

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."

'She'll be back!!!'

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

Alan Carr

"I only hope we're distrusted in a specific and limited way."

Julianne Moore,

"Regarding Brexit and the border with Northern Ireland, we will build a wall..."

Zen Master Huineng

David Cameron's Diplomatic Marathon

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?