Cern Admirers Prints

large hadron collider

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

The Pink Bantha

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Harriet Walter

Hombre's Best Friend.

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

clown fish

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

'Aaar! Walk the person planked on the plank!'

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

'It's Sir Galahad - Take your umbrella and walking boots, the white charger's gone in for a de-coke.'

'Forget about the Holy Grail for now - I want you to look for weapons of mass destruction.'

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man. He will play forward on the pro-basketball team you've just bought!'

All Knight Diner

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

Queen's crown made of previous Prime Ministers.

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'

'My Friends ran out toilet paper.'

'Our son might be 'Lord Greystoke' and all now, but he still writes to us when he needs advice...'

Cowboy reads book: 'The Joy of Tex'.

'Before' 'After' - witch at plastic surgeon.

'Wow! A game used collectors card!'

"It's okay mate, I only need the cork from your bottle."

'My name is Helda, and I have a tendency to fly off the handle.'

Beware of Salivating Dog

Tex knew a rattling noise meant a dangerous snake. But fortunately there was no rattle.