Cern Admirers Gifts

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'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Harriet Walter

Hombre's Best Friend.

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

'Aaar! Walk the person planked on the plank!'

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

All Knight Diner

'Forget about the Holy Grail for now - I want you to look for weapons of mass destruction.'

'It's Sir Galahad - Take your umbrella and walking boots, the white charger's gone in for a de-coke.'

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man. He will play forward on the pro-basketball team you've just bought!'

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

Cowboy reads book: 'The Joy of Tex'.

'Our son might be 'Lord Greystoke' and all now, but he still writes to us when he needs advice...'

"It's okay mate, I only need the cork from your bottle."

'Before' 'After' - witch at plastic surgeon.

Queen's crown made of previous Prime Ministers.

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'

Beware of Salivating Dog

Tex knew a rattling noise meant a dangerous snake. But fortunately there was no rattle.

A Cornish Man