Cern Aficionado Pillows

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Moulin Rouge Security

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Elusive Shadow.

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

"So what do you do for a living?"

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

"To maintain proper respect for management, you have to call me 'Boss Joey!' Unless, you know, you don't want to."

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Br... No Exit

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."

'She'll be back!!!'

"I only hope we're distrusted in a specific and limited way."

Zen Master Huineng

"Regarding Brexit and the border with Northern Ireland, we will build a wall..."

David Cameron's Diplomatic Marathon

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

Party Party!

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."