Nest Aficionado Prints

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Knight Golfing

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

The Sleeping Congregation.

Do not disturb...

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Elusive Shadow.

The doctor says if it doesn't come out soon, she'll have to induce.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

Cyber Dream

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

This is our 36th nap today - I can't read you a bedtime story EVERY time.

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

We've Placed These Cookies Here To Learn More About You.

'Help!'

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'