Cerebral Gymnast T-Shirts

Jumbled

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Eldrow

"The overthinker"

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"That's hardly necessary!"

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

Man at door of Think Tank sees signs Closed Now a Thought Tank.

John von Neumann, after completing his book. 'Theory of Self-Replicating Automata'.

Professional Couples

Angst - Zeitgeist.

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

"I was bound and beaten for what seemed like hours, and it only cost me a hundred bucks."

Tattoo - brain diagram

The Acrobat/Musician

Brains versus management books.

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

Now...what was I doing

'Relax, baby, and pay no attention to that old man behind you.'

"This is the right side of the brain calling the left side of the brain. Come in, left side..."

'That's curious, Mr Van Der Pummen...up to question 2084 you seem entirely normal, but then after 2085 you suddenly go to pieces!'

"I've been racking my brain for hours and I still can't get today's Sudoku."

'I think you'll find that's checkmate for you too, Sir.'

Sitting Disorder Clinic.