Cerebral Gymnast T-Shirts

Jumbled

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"The overthinker"

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"That's hardly necessary!"

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

Professional Couples

John von Neumann, after completing his book. 'Theory of Self-Replicating Automata'.

Angst - Zeitgeist.

Man at door of Think Tank sees signs Closed Now a Thought Tank.

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

"I was bound and beaten for what seemed like hours, and it only cost me a hundred bucks."

Brains versus management books.

The Acrobat/Musician

Tattoo - brain diagram

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

Now...what was I doing

'Relax, baby, and pay no attention to that old man behind you.'

"This is the right side of the brain calling the left side of the brain. Come in, left side..."

'That's curious, Mr Van Der Pummen...up to question 2084 you seem entirely normal, but then after 2085 you suddenly go to pieces!'

'I think you'll find that's checkmate for you too, Sir.'

"I've been racking my brain for hours and I still can't get today's Sudoku."

Sitting Disorder Clinic.

'Three-toed sloth math...' '3+3=6. All computation is based on that.'