Cerebral Financier T-Shirts

Dress up their intellect with our cerebral financier t-shirts! Featuring smart, witty phrases, these shirts are perfect for making a subtle statement about their financial smarts and creative genius.

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Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!' mockup

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

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Great Chinese Dynasties

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A child runs an equity stand.

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"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins." mockup

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

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"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

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'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.' mockup

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

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"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!" mockup

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

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"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?" mockup

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

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'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!' mockup

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

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"Post holiday sales look similar to the crater that killed the dinosaurs."

"Post holiday sales look similar to the crater that killed the dinosaurs." mockup

"Post holiday sales look similar to the crater that killed the dinosaurs."

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"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!" mockup

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

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"Want to trade banks with me?"

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"No, unfortunately I won't be raising your debt ceiling."

"No, unfortunately I won't be raising your debt ceiling." mockup

"No, unfortunately I won't be raising your debt ceiling."

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'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.' mockup

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

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The End of Trump?

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"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house." mockup

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

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"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'" mockup

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

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'...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education...'

'...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education...' mockup

'...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education...'

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'We're going to take a financial risk.' mockup

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

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'The National Debt just sounds like it's a lot of money because it's such a large number.'

'The National Debt just sounds like it's a lot of money because it's such a large number.' mockup

'The National Debt just sounds like it's a lot of money because it's such a large number.'

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'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.' mockup

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

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'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!' mockup

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

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"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options." mockup

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

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'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.' mockup

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

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"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio." mockup

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

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The Economy Discovers FFF!

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Some moss pounces on a rolling stone. mockup

Some moss pounces on a rolling stone.

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"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain." mockup

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

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"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?" mockup

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

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'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.' mockup

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

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Girl holding money.

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'Junior, if you don't do your homework and stop daytrading, we'll have to freeze your assets!'

'Junior, if you don't do your homework and stop daytrading, we'll have to freeze your assets!' mockup

'Junior, if you don't do your homework and stop daytrading, we'll have to freeze your assets!'

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"I'll look into it, but you're still in the first grade. Normally, they don't give student loans until you're in college."

"I'll look into it, but you're still in the first grade. Normally, they don't give student loans until you're in college." mockup

"I'll look into it, but you're still in the first grade. Normally, they don't give student loans until you're in college."

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Cerebral Financier T-Shirts Collection

Cerebral Financier Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring clever designs for cerebral financiers, perfect for making mornings more inspiring and humorous.

Cerebral Financier Pillows

Add some humor and style with our pillows designed for finance enthusiasts—ideal for brightening up their home or office space.

Cerebral Financier Prints

Browse our selection of smart, creative prints that highlight financial brilliance and clever humor, perfect for inspiring your favorite cerebral financier.