Cerebral Cloud Creators Gifts

Smoking Brain

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

Some moss pounces on a rolling stone.

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

God playing with dolls.

Angst - Zeitgeist.

National Archives

'Quick, pen and paper! The muzak has brought poetry bubbling to the surface!'

Gods has caged angel as pet.

Isaac Newton, theoretical physicist, ignores falling apple and contemplates one that might have fallen'

'She's responsible for the smoking ban.'

Learning.

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

Tattoo - brain diagram

"The first thing newcomers seem to want to do is make a 'cloud angel'."

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

Mechanic tinkering with engine of a car made of a human head

God creates a square world.

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

"It looks like everything is made out of memory foam these days."

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

Heavenly Desert Islands.

"This is the right side of the brain calling the left side of the brain. Come in, left side..."

'Just sayin' it was a lot more relaxing around here before they invented ‘the Cloud.''

"User name and password?"