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Jack Ma

Let's Celebrate

"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?"

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

"You've all been like a company to me."

'I've prepared a self-evaluation which you can refer to when you do my annual review.'

'I'm the CEO of a large corporation. Of course my cough is productive. Everything I do is productive.'

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

'Shred that last mental note I gave you.'

"I'm sorry, but he's having his teeth filed to needle-sharp points. Can I take a message?"

"So Jones really did take the stairs."

"This is Ms. Watkins, a vital member of our greet staff."

'Me? I'm just visiting from the company next door.'

Merry Christmas!

'A nice feature of this office, the view from that window won't distract you from your work.'

Proposed Merger

"He's a big typhoon for worldwide global."

"Of course our products are absolutely safe!

"Catherine, Is there anything I need to be thinking about?"

"I miss the good old days when I was the rainmaker."

"That's where I do 'my business'."

"He's going to make a great managing director one day."

'Not now, Harry. I'm on hold.'

So Much for Privacy

'No hard feelings, Rusty, but I've always told you it was a dog-eat-dog world.'

Bruce Springsteen caricature

'The government is running this country like nobody's business.'

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

Donald Trump

'She may look like a little girl but she's responsible for one quarter of all our print revenue in children's consumables.'

"Do you know why the universe works so well? God runs it like a business, that's why."

'I would prefer to just look at your resume.'

'Just tell them their salaries will be revenue neutral.'

Yomp Trucking INC. My way or the highway (Sign on CEO's desk)