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"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?"

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

"You've all been like a company to me."

'I've prepared a self-evaluation which you can refer to when you do my annual review.'

'I'm the CEO of a large corporation. Of course my cough is productive. Everything I do is productive.'

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

'Shred that last mental note I gave you.'

"I'm sorry, but he's having his teeth filed to needle-sharp points. Can I take a message?"

'Me? I'm just visiting from the company next door.'

"This is Ms. Watkins, a vital member of our greet staff."

"So Jones really did take the stairs."

Merry Christmas!

"Catherine, Is there anything I need to be thinking about?"

"Of course our products are absolutely safe!

"He's a big typhoon for worldwide global."

'A nice feature of this office, the view from that window won't distract you from your work.'

Proposed Merger

"That's where I do 'my business'."

"I miss the good old days when I was the rainmaker."

"He's going to make a great managing director one day."

'Not now, Harry. I'm on hold.'

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

'No hard feelings, Rusty, but I've always told you it was a dog-eat-dog world.'

'The government is running this country like nobody's business.'

'I would prefer to just look at your resume.'

'Just tell them their salaries will be revenue neutral.'

Yomp Trucking INC. My way or the highway (Sign on CEO's desk)

'She may look like a little girl but she's responsible for one quarter of all our print revenue in children's consumables.'

Donald Trump

"Do you know why the universe works so well? God runs it like a business, that's why."

"Trade ya a Jeff Bezos and an Elon Musk for your Warren Buffett."