Child Executive Fans Pillows

'She may look like a little girl but she's responsible for one quarter of all our print revenue in children's consumables.'

"He likes it."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Water company bonus.

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"He's a whiz kid."

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

So tell me, Junior.

"I'm sorry, but he's having his teeth filed to needle-sharp points. Can I take a message?"

"Not bad! ...For a duck."

You did a hostile takeover of the corner lemonade stand? Why not? It's operated by Timmy. He's seven. He's a big boy. By seven, I had three ice cream carts. Besides, I made his investors an offer they couldn't refuse. We'll split the six free espressos. Waaaaah!

"Well, he's learned to walk the walk, now he just needs to learn how to talk the talk."

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

"I don't mind him running his own tech company at his age. However, I wish he would, at least, dress his age."

"Catherine, Is there anything I need to be thinking about?"

"Dear, what the name of that company I'm the CEO of again?"

"Mr. Kendall would like to see one of those flashes of oddball humor."

Two kids are selling iced tea from roadside stands; one is selling regular iced tea for 50¢ a cup, while the other is selling Long Island ice teas for $5.00 a cup.

"So, you think clowns are stupid? How about pediatricians, … Do you think they're stupid too?"

'I'd like to see that smart aleck second grade teacher ask me if I have enough for the whole class now.'

'Now that we've merged, I'm laying you off.'