Central Heating Survivor T-Shirts

- whilst central heating is inclined to loosen their leaves."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Tommy!"

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

Tourist in the desert

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

The corner that Spring's around

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

"I don't care if your ears are freezing. Get those covers off!"

"You're lucky … you retain a lot of water.''

Clancy: Thick Flies

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

Ice cream van

'Whew! Looks like the Tuna Surprise isn't much of a hit!'

"You should really wear a hat."

"I like it warm, but this is ridiculous!"

"We've taken out a second mortgage on our first one."

Weather.

'Hot enough for you?'

Man digging a path to his dog's kennel through the snow.

Sneeze Police

You know it's a really bad winter when. . .

"Boy, in the cold light of day it's really freaking cold!"