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"Would you like to be alone?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

Yoko Ono

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Why giraffes hate winter

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

Samuel Beckett

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"I prefer your early pieces."

'He looks set in his ways, but I can change him.'

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

"No sitting on the art, ma'am."

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' I don't think we're in Kansas any more ...'

'You'll grow into it!'

She was always an introvert.

'I wish your father wouldn't dance at weddings. It's so embarrassing.'

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'

I can't decide if this is a self-improvement project or a home improvement project.

'Bu it is Cup Final day, Boss!'

Russell Rebrand

"So tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"