Centerfold Enthusiast Pillows

"Would you like to be alone?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Why giraffes hate winter

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"I prefer your early pieces."

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'You'll grow into it!'

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

'I wish your father wouldn't dance at weddings. It's so embarrassing.'

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'

'Bu it is Cup Final day, Boss!'

"So tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"