Blindfold Aficionado Pillows

'I'm sorry, but the doctor can't see you right now.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

Atomic Bear: Part 21

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Mine's still in bed."

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

Batman O' War

The Family Joules: Part 5

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Star Wars Audience

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

The Family Joules: Part 3

Master's Degrees of the Universe

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

Superman Going On Vacation.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

Bird Watcher Slowly Sinking.

"Yeah! It was GREAT teaming up with Catwoman. I just wish she didn't sleep for 18 hours a day..."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"I don't care if Sales thinks you're a superhero, the cape violates the dress code and the mask is a security violation."

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

Atomic Bear: Part 18

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Sleepwalking to work.

A Masked Ball

Rejected Spider-man lunchbox ideas

What's Their Secret?

The Mighty Wotizzit?! Part 5

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'