Blindfold Aficionado Mugs

'I'm sorry, but the doctor can't see you right now.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Mine's still in bed."

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

Star Wars Audience

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Master's Degrees of the Universe

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"Yeah! It was GREAT teaming up with Catwoman. I just wish she didn't sleep for 18 hours a day..."

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

"I don't care if Sales thinks you're a superhero, the cape violates the dress code and the mask is a security violation."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Bird Watcher Slowly Sinking.

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Sleepwalking to work.

A Masked Ball

Rejected Spider-man lunchbox ideas

"Batman is unavailable. I'm Manbat."

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

What's Their Secret?