Blindfolded Lady Fans Mugs

"There's no free legal advice. That's just our way of weeding out the time wasters."

Bowled over again!

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Sheep striptease'.

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

Finesse fishing

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

Leonard Nimoy

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

Mom's The Boss

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

News of the Day - History, reviewed and corrected by the operatta - 'Come on! Two Chilperies and Agamemnon!

"I'm 65, Mom - I'll play my Blondie records as loud as I want!"

Manga study #2

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

Wizards Convention: Please Leave Hats Here.

"Being a sugar plum fairy doesn't mean sticking to a diet of sugar plums!"

"For the last time-I'm not on drugs, I'm just anime."

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

'This court hereby sentences you to fifteen months in an imaginary box.'

'Your tests show you to be drug free ... and three months pregnant.'

'Is something wrong Kevin... we don't talk anymore!'

'I wonder what kind of thriller I'll have written today...'

"Harold, you two guys have the same hat. He even has your eyes. Harold. . . Harold. . . Harold?"

"We can people-watch. Although, when does people-watching become ogling?"

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

Elsa Alina Murano is president of Texas A&M, one of the country's 10-largest universities. She came to the USA from Cuba when she was barely 2 years old. She obviously started at an early age."