Cellulose Celebrator Gifts

"Derek and I have always been very aware of the nutritional value of whole grains."

Emotional Bling

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Christmas sweater alternatives

First Prize!

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

An English Gold Field

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

Scot holding a heart.

"Cheers to being a person."

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

Year of the Rat

Wine: New and Old.

Poinsettia

"He had it commissioned just before he died."

House Plant Party

Hope of spring.

Home for Seniors.

'Let's see those smiles.'

Birthday Painting

"I'm gay and I'm a caterer, so it's a real win-win."

I heart my bum.

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

"Excuse me, One has not actually signed the agreement yet!"

"OK, class, for Hispanic Heritage Month, I want you draw a Latino hero."

Mrs and Mrs Lesbian Halloween Pumpkin

'Florabation.'

Due to company cutbacks please only photocopy one buttock.

'After that 24 hour beer and fruit cake binge, you need a radical detox!'

'The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!'

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

"You mean we've got to do this seven times a year?" (Colour)

"Whoa! If this baby shower isn't for ME -- then WHO'S it for?"

"For Hispanic Heritage Month, I declare myself...queen of Hispanic heritage!"