Cellular Nostalgist Pillows

'How long have we been dating? Let's see, we met when our phones were 2G...'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

The Paper Route

"I'll never forget you."

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

"Horton hears The Who!"

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

His master's voice

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

His Master Voice Desert Island

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

"Before I read about my summer vacation, I'd like to ask that all pagers, beepers, and cell phones be turned off."

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

Workers constructing barcodes