Cellphone Commander T-Shirts

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Second lifeReal life.

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

Internet Cafe.

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

Call Center.

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"Cool game!"

Silly sausages

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

'And I'll bet that there's a cute little war story that goes with each one of them.'

DOH, NHS and GP

'I didn't know you got one for saluting.'

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

"She died doing what she loved."

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

"Dave's away from his desk, I'm afraid. Can I take a message, or read you his browser history."

'The general says, I'm not only expendable, but also biodegradable.'

Telephone explosion

Pentagon

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

"Enough about your Xbox already!"