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Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You ok in there? I think I'm dying here. What? D'you need me to call 911? I don't think that'll help. I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city. Get off your phone!!! I'm saving the kingdom here! It's important!
"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"
I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.
Second lifeReal life.
Infantry.
"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."
Executive Asks Death To Wait
Internet Cafe.
"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."
'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'
Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.
'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'
'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'
Meditation vs. Vegetation
'That seating section is for video gamers only.'
Call Center.
"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"
"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."
Silly sausages
"Cool game!"
"You're fine, sir. I'm ticketing your back seat passenger for persistent, obnoxious, unsolicited advice."
Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!
"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"
'And I'll bet that there's a cute little war story that goes with each one of them.'
'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'
Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.
'I didn't know you got one for saluting.'
DOH, NHS and GP
"She died doing what she loved."
"Dave's away from his desk, I'm afraid. Can I take a message, or read you his browser history."
'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'
I resist all change, except for TV channels, of course!
'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.'
"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."
Telephone explosion
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