Cell Signal Hunter Gifts

"Ugh! I'm always in a dead zone."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

WiFi Signals

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Questions Online

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

"Maybe we should've kept the landline, Dad!"

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

'Dr. Fenton discovers a new killer cell.'

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

'A giant killer macrophage! Doctor, this is madness!'

Danger. No phone signal beyond this point

"Where's my smartphone?"

Heavenly internet connection

"What the heck!! These cells aren't dividing, they seem to be moving closer together??"

"Can you hear us now?"

"No...his mobile network has gone down."

'Strangely it's a wi-fi hotspot.'

'... Hunt? Runt? Grunt? Bunt? ... Bunt! He's telling the batter to bunt!'

"We're definitely in no-man's land."