Cell Signal Hunter T-Shirts

"Ugh! I'm always in a dead zone."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

WiFi Signals

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

Questions Online

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.

'Dr. Fenton discovers a new killer cell.'

The Body, Inc. Sounds like a good idea but we should run it by the DNA department first.

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

"Maybe we should've kept the landline, Dad!"

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

Heavenly internet connection

Danger. No phone signal beyond this point

'A giant killer macrophage! Doctor, this is madness!'

"Where's my smartphone?"

"What the heck!! These cells aren't dividing, they seem to be moving closer together??"

"Can you hear us now?"

'Strangely it's a wi-fi hotspot.'

"We're definitely in no-man's land."

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