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"Head past the Mobil station, turn right at the dirt road with the old fence post, walk up the trail about 200 yards and you should get two solid bars."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

WiFi Signals

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Exit only.

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

Customers Wanted

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."

People with anything valuable to say rarely become orators.

No Hand Signals

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

"Maybe we should've kept the landline, Dad!"

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

"Try S instead of L."

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

FYI, he's staring at your crotch again.

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

Danger. No phone signal beyond this point

Heavenly internet connection

"Can you hear us now?"