'I don't have a cell phone to look at, so I go to the mall and look at people looking at their cell phones.'
Cell Phone Observer Gifts
Looking for a gift for the cell phone observer? Show off their tech-savvy side with playful mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints that celebrate their fascination with smartphones. Whether they’re glued to their screen or just love a good gadget joke, our collection offers fun and thoughtful options that match their interest. Perfect for anyone who finds their world in the glow of a mobile device, these products are great conversation starters and mood lifters.
"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."
"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."
"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."
"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."
Rapunzcow
Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother
'racism is the new black.'
Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs
'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'
"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."
John Kerry making a speak: 'What'd he say?'
"He's into binge fetching."
None O' Your Larks
'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'
'Hey, bro, take a load off.'
'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'
Oculist.
"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"
"It's not what you do, it's what people see that counts"
'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'
Regional manager Dan Blunquist introduces a disgruntled employee to his new open-door policy.
"I was called, I was chosen - I was sacked."
'Is your holiday really necessary ?...Your company first!'
"Can't these people read? I put a sign saying 'No Solicitors' on my website, and I'm still getting spam."
"I'm sick of Mr. Rod complaining about me behind my back...especially when he does it right to my face!"
'They do have a dog next door but I've been assured he doesn't bark.'
Welcome to New York City: Restrooms for customers only.
'Good memory. Now turn around and let's try it again. I've put the chart on the opposite wall since your last visit.'
"Level with me, guys. Do any of you really understand what I'm saying, or is this just Male Pride Nodding Reflex?"
'Being finicky has nothing to do with taste - it's about power and control.'
Woman says cat is a great mouser.
Now They're Killing Themselves
"Doctor, I just can't keep anything to myself..."
Laughing Hyenas
Cell Phone Observer Gifts Collection
Cell Phone Observer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the cell phone observer. Find witty and fun designs that make every coffee break a little more entertaining.
Cell Phone Observer Pillows
Discover pillows that add personality to your space and speak to mobile lovers. Perfect for gifting or sprucing up your own cozy corners.
Cell Phone Observer Prints
Check out our prints featuring themes for the cell phone observer. Bright, humorous artwork to decorate any tech enthusiast’s home or office.
Cell Phone Observer T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts tailored for the tech enthusiast. Clever slogans and illustrations make them ideal for casual wear that celebrates mobile obsession.