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God's Sticky Notes

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

"You shouldn't be here. Your dead - and don't have an appointment."

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

Yahweh/Your Way

"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!"

"I'm afraid he's involved right now. If you could give me an outline of what ground you're covering I might be able to pencil you in."

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

"Your ten o'clock is here."

"It looks like we might all be able do a brunch on a Saturday three months from now."

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

Just checking you're my 5 o'clock!

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."

Whose turn is to set the day's agenda?

Asteroid Trajectory Assessment.

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Running out of time

"Yes, I think I have a window in my diary."

'Have a seat and I'll see if he's in.'

God's Appointment Calendar

"Could we meet one-to-one?"

"This is so annoying. Lance was supposed to meet me at 7 a.m. ... or was it 6?" The second robin of spring

"How about one-ish? I love the way it sounds."

"Hi Kitty. Yeah, we don't have a trip for you, but do you mind running to the store and grabbing us some ice cream?"

"Sometimes I wish I hadn't cut corners to it it in under seven."

"If time is money, are we going to be spent?"

'You can cancel my appointment. My computer reached him!'