Psychic Scheduler T-Shirts

"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

God's Sticky Notes

'When would work for you?'

Kissing Prompt

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"You get to call the shots at 9.30,11.15,2.15 and 4.20."

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

"You shouldn't be here. Your dead - and don't have an appointment."

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

"I'm afraid he's involved right now. If you could give me an outline of what ground you're covering I might be able to pencil you in."

"No, you can't see Mr. Smith without an appointment! But I can make you an appointment to make an appointment!"

"Ok, get the 09:30 to Manchester... change for the 11:25 to Preston.. then catch the 12:15..."

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

'Well I could fit you in at two fifteen for some affectionate conversation, how does your day look?'

"Your ten o'clock is here."

'We've got too many sitcoms, Miss Dudley -- pull the laugh tracks on half of them and run them as soaps.'

Fly-drive

TIME MANAGEMENT Seminar: Today's speaker - Time Management Expert Dr. Jones' Wife...JOANNE

Just checking you're my 5 o'clock!

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

Whose turn is to set the day's agenda?

'Poor Jenkins passed on. He worked here for 42 years, he never called in sick and he always worked overtime. What an idiot.'

When travel soccer leagues get out of control.

"Yes, I think I have a window in my diary."

Running out of time

"I'm firing a few arrows into the air. They'll fall to earth at the morning meeting after I've cleared my desk."

'And leave any chocolatey looking bits - the cat's been in the garden again,'

'Have a seat and I'll see if he's in.'