Celestial Scheduler Mugs

God's Sticky Notes

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

"You shouldn't be here. Your dead - and don't have an appointment."

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

Yahweh/Your Way

"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!"

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

"I'm afraid he's involved right now. If you could give me an outline of what ground you're covering I might be able to pencil you in."

"Your ten o'clock is here."

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

Just checking you're my 5 o'clock!

"It looks like we might all be able do a brunch on a Saturday three months from now."

"Yes, I think I have a window in my diary."

Running out of time

'Have a seat and I'll see if he's in.'

"Could we meet one-to-one?"

'Okay, I'll see you tomorrow at noon... Uh, which time zone?'

"Sometimes I wish I hadn't cut corners to it it in under seven."

'The perfect week for my vacation. Enough work to insure I'll be missed, but not so much that I'll be overwhelmed in my post-vacation funk.'

"How about one-ish? I love the way it sounds."

"Hi Kitty. Yeah, we don't have a trip for you, but do you mind running to the store and grabbing us some ice cream?"

"Miss Collins, cancel all my meetings and appointments until further notice!"

"If time is money, are we going to be spent?"