Cosmic Scheduler Mugs

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

God's Sticky Notes

Talkshow Scheduling Dept. I scheduled a guest how a book advocating a strong military position. You booked a hawk who's hawking a book!

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

"You shouldn't be here. Your dead - and don't have an appointment."

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

"I'm afraid he's involved right now. If you could give me an outline of what ground you're covering I might be able to pencil you in."

How time can get away from you.

"Mine works flexitime too"

"Your ten o'clock is here."

Whose turn is to set the day's agenda?

Just checking you're my 5 o'clock!

"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."

TIME MANAGEMENT Seminar: Today's speaker - Time Management Expert Dr. Jones' Wife...JOANNE

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

"Yes, I think I have a window in my diary."

Running out of time

'Have a seat and I'll see if he's in.'

'The 10th and the 11th are definitely out.. How about the 12th of never?'

'Wednesday works for me. Can I pencil you in for Wednesday?'

God's Appointment Calendar

"Could we meet one-to-one?"

Socaial Life of the Cable Installer Guy.

'You can cancel my appointment. My computer reached him!'

"Hi Kitty. Yeah, we don't have a trip for you, but do you mind running to the store and grabbing us some ice cream?"

"Miss Collins, cancel all my meetings and appointments until further notice!"

"If time is money, are we going to be spent?"

'Fighting evil, fighting evil, fighting evil...oh, wait, how about the 17th, say noonish?'