Divine Scheduler Mugs

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

'You'll have to reschedule your golf game. You're smiting the enemies of the righteous at 11:30.'

God's Appointment Calendar

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

Cleric with bible briefcase.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

God's Sticky Notes

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"You shouldn't be here. Your dead - and don't have an appointment."

Heavenly meetings.

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

"I meant 'go and make disciples' after the sermon, Bob."

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

"I'm afraid he's involved right now. If you could give me an outline of what ground you're covering I might be able to pencil you in."

"Your ten o'clock is here."

"It looks like we might all be able do a brunch on a Saturday three months from now."

'Don't look now, but Cain and Abel messed up your 'Natural Selection' program.'

Whose turn is to set the day's agenda?

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

TIME MANAGEMENT Seminar: Today's speaker - Time Management Expert Dr. Jones' Wife...JOANNE

"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."

Just checking you're my 5 o'clock!

Running out of time

"Yes, I think I have a window in my diary."

'Welcome to the ultimate bottom line.'

'Have a seat and I'll see if he's in.'

'We have to build an ark - It's part of His restructuring plan.'

"How do you know how old God is?"