Divine Scheduler Mugs

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

'You'll have to reschedule your golf game. You're smiting the enemies of the righteous at 11:30.'

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

Cleric with bible briefcase.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

God's Sticky Notes

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"You shouldn't be here. Your dead - and don't have an appointment."

"I meant 'go and make disciples' after the sermon, Bob."

Heavenly meetings.

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

"I'm afraid he's involved right now. If you could give me an outline of what ground you're covering I might be able to pencil you in."

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

"Your ten o'clock is here."

'Don't look now, but Cain and Abel messed up your 'Natural Selection' program.'

"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."

Just checking you're my 5 o'clock!

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

"It looks like we might all be able do a brunch on a Saturday three months from now."

Running out of time

"Yes, I think I have a window in my diary."

'Welcome to the ultimate bottom line.'

'Have a seat and I'll see if he's in.'

'We have to build an ark - It's part of His restructuring plan.'

"Could we meet one-to-one?"

"Hello Mr Jenkins. Gentleman in reception to see you. Something about a plan he wants to copyright?"

God's turnaround time.