Celestial Quirk Pillows

"You have twenty eight days to live."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

'I wish I was creative'

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

Shoe repair

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

"Relax, I grade on the curve."

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

New Years Reolutions

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

"Look...the Pope's not stoppin' by for a little chit chat! He's here to admonish you and revoke your powers in the name of God!"

'I miss the evildoers.'

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

"It's from the IRS. They demand full disclosure of all treasures laid up here."

"Of course - I believe in the Great Spin Doctor in the sky!"

Obscure Constellations

Looks like a weird day coming up.

"The asteroid has what looks like a small rear end on the back of it."

"The fact is, I wasn't thoroughly vetted."

I must not poop on freshly washed cars!

"We're thinking about getting a little pied-a-terre in hell."

'It's too LATE to show remorse!'

'He's a nice guy, but those tectonic plates of his really weird me out.'

Halo Repair

'It's hard to believe that they started out with just SEVEN deadly sins.'

Uh-Oh...