Celestial Quirk Pillows

"You have twenty eight days to live."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

'I wish I was creative'

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

Shoe repair

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

"Relax, I grade on the curve."

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

New Years Reolutions

'I miss the evildoers.'

"Look...the Pope's not stoppin' by for a little chit chat! He's here to admonish you and revoke your powers in the name of God!"

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

"It's from the IRS. They demand full disclosure of all treasures laid up here."

I must not poop on freshly washed cars!

"The fact is, I wasn't thoroughly vetted."

"The asteroid has what looks like a small rear end on the back of it."

Obscure Constellations

"Of course - I believe in the Great Spin Doctor in the sky!"

'He's a nice guy, but those tectonic plates of his really weird me out.'

"We're thinking about getting a little pied-a-terre in hell."

'It's too LATE to show remorse!'

Halo Repair

'It's hard to believe that they started out with just SEVEN deadly sins.'

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