Celestial Photographer Pillows

"Just one quickie for all the doubters back home."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

The Big Tipper

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

An amplified harp

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

Celestial Navigation

God creating the galaxy.

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

You are everywhere.

Angel with speed camera.

"I'm your sun!"

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Whoops!'

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

Map of Solar System from Memory.

'He seems nice.'

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

Budget Astronomy

Angels aren't lackeys - do thine own work.