Celestial Creatives Pillows

Map of Solar System from Memory.

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Water is discovered on the moon....

Local News in Heaven

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'Those are the Divinity students.'

Sir Patrick Moore.

An amplified harp

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"I still maintain an online presence."

God creating the galaxy.

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

Oops! Maybe we better make the chicken first.

Heaven

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

Life on cloud 8

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'