Celestial Creatives Prints

Map of Solar System from Memory.

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Water is discovered on the moon....

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Local News in Heaven

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'Those are the Divinity students.'

An amplified harp

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

God creating the galaxy.

Heaven

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"I still maintain an online presence."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

Life on cloud 8

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'